I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So apparently I’m into choking now
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