I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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