forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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