im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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