do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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