your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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