Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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