I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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