so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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