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say what?
wanna hang out?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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