Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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