Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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