Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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