Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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