Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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