question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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