i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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