If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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