no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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