I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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