the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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