I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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