when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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