I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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