I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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