Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I bet he comes in French.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize