I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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