What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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