He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
