Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
