better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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