I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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