If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's shark week go big or go home
Randomize
