If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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