Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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