i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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