How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I am never drinking with the goths again.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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