I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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