was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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