The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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