I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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