at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Randomize