Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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