we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
