Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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