why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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