Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Randomize
