Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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