her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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