If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
her facebook's as public as her vagina
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
