quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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