I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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