oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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